Who's the Better Boss???

Mars v/s Venus

Daughter, friend, girl-friend, student, wife, mother and suddenly one day suddenly you find yourself as a boss. Ah! What a long and tiring journey.

But as you move on this success ladder, you can’t help but wonder, “why always, you are given the role of taming someone, who you think is a fool!

You get up at 4’O clock – make tea for your so called better half- (Every time you wonder, why is he called your better half, when it is you, who does all the work!)

Hey men – Chillax! You can’t beat women in terms of being a better half- though you are good at offices!

But as I say this, I read somewhere – Research signals a bad news for women. Yes males make better bosses than females. People prefer having male bosses than female bosses.(Surprisingly even women do!) Why:-?

Here’s why ……….

Our male bosses understand us well! (Females why don’t you just shut up and listen to us?) 
 
We can be friends with our male bosses [Females – you act as a Hitler out to crush us – the jews!] Not your fault – you think that if you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done – ask a woman - which is right but not always!
 
You think we don’t have the right to go on holidays.
 
The greatest and only comfort about being a female boss is that you always pretend to be more stupid than you are and no one is surprised. [Poor guys, they don’t understand, that is the way, you make them do overtime! But dear Boss:- women are not fools. They gossip about it everyday!]
 
You are very khadoos and kanjoos. You never take us on a ‘team lunch’. [You don’t understand that by being ‘not-so-approachable', your counterparts –‘the Adams’ out class you and become our favourites.]
 
Men understand, when we say we are late because we had to be the guide to our in-laws, who visited our city for the first time.
 
Male bosses ‘understand us’ when they ask us to leave the office by 6.30 pm. See, they are so considerate. It is so inconsiderate of you to give us work at 6.30 pm and give us no work in the day!
 
They are not like you! They enjoy our’Aloo-gobi’ without realizing there’s no ‘namak’ in it – while you’ll give us ‘cookery sessions’ in the office on how to get the proportionate salts in your dishes.(Shame! Shame!)
 
Also, they are not into politics, but survival. And hence, we like them! 

But as said, ‘every coin has two sides’, not every time female bosses are bad. It all depends, finally on the situation, environment and tuning with your boss! So it might take some real hardcore research, before we find out who’s better?

‘Goody-goody Mars’ or our ‘dear Venus!’